Thursday, December 15, 2005

GO Randal!!

Yay! Randal won!!

And ooo...did ya'all see the ending? Did ya'all see the part when Trump wanted to consider hiring both of them?

When Trump asked Randal how he felt about hiring Rebecca as well, Randal said there is one and ONLY one apprentice. That's why it's THE Apprentice, and NOT the Apprent-I!!! How funny is that?

Rebecca got shafted!

Booya! In yer face, Rebecca!

Go Randal!

Yay!!!

Apprentice Finale

Oh yay!

I can hardly contain myself. Not.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to the finale tonight. My bet is Randal, but you never know.

Will post as the show unfolds.

More in a bit!

Good News

Man Cleared By DNA

Gotta love science and technology.

Now if only our gov't wasn't so slow to fund stuff like this. I hear there's a tons of DNA backlog samples that are just waiting to be analyzed. Let's hope those innocent folks there get the justice they really deserve. And soon.

Pic - Inside the Vatican

New Words and Phrases from 2005


I think we all know a few of these. Enjoy!

Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary.

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline

was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.


SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and then die in the end.


CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube
Farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.


STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank
and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate
or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.


404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while walking through a Cube Farm.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Pics

I'm still wide awake, so I started to go through some pics. Thought I'd post some for kicks! Enjoy! :-)




Pic of the Rambling Muse, herself!

Blue parrot - Duuuh!! :-P






My pal who was tired, cold, and sleepy after a long day of sailing.

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